WOW THIS WEEK WAS SO FUN-FILLED AND KAWAII DESU DSKLFNSDKLNG. Kay I just wanted to get that out of my system |D Actually it really sucked. BAD.
Thursday I had a fun ORAL exam with my Sanish teacher. When we went out into the hall, my friend was out there and from like 30 feet away just yells at me, "HI MICHAELA!!!!!" I was just like "..Haiiii..." then the teacher gave me a WTFyoushouldn'tbetalkingnow look. SO I took the ORAL exam. Got a 24 out of 25, wich I was happy about....I give amazing blowjobs LOLOLOLOLJAYKAY.

BUt know what I'm not happy about? The writing portion of the test on Friday. We had to match and write the correct grammer and stuff, then there was a paragraph you had to write about a trip you took weeeee. I wrote about a trip to Mexico I never had 8D Mine was so half-assed, it should win an award. I forgot lots of the plane vocab, so most of the stuff I said roughly translated to, "I packed my suitcase. We went to the airport. The airport was interesting. I had a window seat on the plane. It was very intesting." One of my sentences described the food we ate, I said we had tacos and burritos and tuna with peanut-butter. If I don't get bonus points for creativity I'll kill someone.

And on the same friday, we had a test in English. Wich would have gone over smoothly, had it not been ONLY about Julius F*cking Ceaser. OUT OF THE 5 OR SO BOOKS WE READ THIS SEMESTER SHE HAD TO PICK THE BORING-ASS NOBODY-KNOWS-SH*T-ABOUT PLAY, JULIUS CEASER. I failed that epically. The only good part was that once I was done, I could pester . that was fun.
Hmmm...nothing else really happened this week...OH WAIT my dad let our dog out to take a crap or w/e, and since it was dark out he didn't see the huge-ass possum right by the porch WOOHOO. SO our dog started running at it and barking like crazy, and the possum started hobbling towards the field in the back of our house at like 10 inches an hour. Apparently, either its speed or ugliness weirded our dog out, and she just sort of stopped running and barking and silently followed it about 5 feet behind it until the thing went into the woods. Then she looked from the woods back to my dad like a bumbass thnking, "DUUUUH WHERE POSSUM GO?" She's such a good hunter. NO SRSLY she is.

I need to get photoshopping again....FINALY ARE KEELEENG ME. And in one week I go to SpringDeathHill woooohooooo. I need a good camera for that trip....

Gah, this week has been absolute Hell. Haven't gotten much time to draw lately as FINALS ARE COMING UP and teachers still feel the need to cram in more last minute stuff before the exams WTF. It's like they think we don't have any other classes. And All their review packets are long enough to be a F*CKING NOVEL. And my geometry teacher claims that if we don't complete the review packet, then we don't get to take the exm. THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THAT PICTURE.

ANYWHO.... OOOH STORY TIME. On Thursday or something, my sister had her friend over and she needed me to paint this thing for her. So after I painted it, the 3 of us were standing in the kitchen talking. So I went to the fridge to get icecream. It was in a little container that I had claimed as mine. SOOOO right as I start eating it, my sister asks for a bite. I told her to go find her own since I had already givenher like 15 bites yesterday.
SO being the intelligent little human she is, she tries to take it. I keep blocking her, so she grabs a spoon, and LEAPS ONTO MY BACK, trying to spoon out the icecream while I hold it away from her. Ripped her off my back like sticky tape and as she as falling, she reached into the container and freaking scooped some out with her bare hand wtf. That fell on the floor, wich we both made a mad dash for it (yes, we ate ice cream off the floor. Whaaat?). Then we stared chasing eachother around the house and trying to get the iceceam until my mom came home and we had to quickly clean everything up like lightning. It was the highlight of the week.

OOOH
Yesterday my friend and I went to our school's talent show *coughgaycough*. It would have actually been pretty good had the assholes next to us SHUT THEIR TRAPS. SERIOUSLY the kid next to us was either on some hardcore drug or just had a BAD case of ADD. Or a nasty combination of the two. And he apparently knew the people to our right, and continuously talked to them AS IF WE WEREN'T EVEN THERE SDKGJDRMH. They had a fun-filled convo about how "big" the girl's ice-hocky boyfriend was, and wether he could beat this other guy up. WHOOPTEEDOO. One of the most headache-inducing nights of my life.
Then this one chick sang this really touching song and kids started waving their cellphones like ppl in the 80's did with lighters. THAT WAS THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE DAMN SHOW. WAVING THE CELLPHONES.
Everyone was pretty good, but there was this one threesome that sang Unwritten by Natasha Whatsherface AND THEY SOUNDED LIKE RUSTY GATE+NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD. I think my ears bled a little.

And i have artist's block. WEEEEE.
I should be doing homework now....blaaach.
16 more days till SpringHill BOOYAH.

Oh and is DA not letting anyone else submit anything with a "?" in the title? Or is it just meh?

No, the title has nothing to do with sex you perv.

I AM EXHAUSTED FROM SCHOOL STARTING DOFDGNKM. Didn't get to sleep till 10:30 ish, woke up at 5:40 to take a bloody shower (no I'm not on my period, I just felt like using European slang hurhur) then, it turns out that I didn't need all that extra time, so I went on DA at like 6:15, SYSTEM MAINTENANCE WAS BEING HELD COULDN'T LOG IN DSLKFVGNLDKXNHFNBH. It was pretty gay.
AND SPEAKING OF GAY I am going to the anime club tomorrow TEEHEE. Buuuut must remind me or I'll forget. JK, btw, I'm sure the anime club isn't "gay" gay. :B

OH OH OH OH OH dksngklfbhmn I AM GOING TO SPRINGHILL IN 3 WEEKS WOOOOOHOOOOOO YEEEEAAAAHHHHH DJFLKBGJDFH. OMG IF I KNOW YOU PERSONALLY I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD GO. LOOK HERE: [link]
It really IS all that...but in the winter...and with teenagers as opposed to lots of those creepy little kids...SO THERE IS EVEN MORE OF THIS: [link] Oh Turn down the volume and play another song, tho, cause...it's like...a weird mix of rap/rock...but it's all Christian and stuff so it sounds REALLY jacked up. Seriously...this is pretty much the one thing I look foreward to most in the entire school year. Last year my group got the good cabins...the ones where you DIDN'T HAVE TO WALK ACROSS THE STREET IN -3435 DEGREES TO TAKE A CRAP/SHOWER. Like we had 2 years ago...*shudders* And one of the counselers in my cabon got sick...GOOD TIMES IN 06, GOOD TIMES....I have springhill buttons 8D I'm so retarded. SO worth the 160 bucks (haven't spent like any of my money, I gotst it covered mwahahaha)
AND IT HAS BROOMBALL.....BROOMBALL PEOPLE!!! If you have never played broomball then I am deeply sorry for your poor soul.
I am going to be counting down till I go....the snow better still be there when we go...I want to go tubing.....
DO I update my journals too often?

THERE WILL BE PICTURES. 18 more days till SH.....

TEEHEE I got a haircut 8D now it's down to my shoulders (actually a bit above) I look like a total preppy bitch but whatever, at least it's easier to manage now. NO MORE USING 34325 GALLONS OF SHAMPOO W0000T.
My friends at school will not recognize me BD

OH and while I was at the mall my mom got an ibook cause she's sick to death of the PC's. now I get to teach her how to jack with a mac 8D We use those little f*ckers at my school cause they're cheap or...something. So I know how to deal with em. Sorta...
I stuck apple stickers all over my PC teehee.

AAAND heeeey guess whatttt??? my mom, being the nice person she is, signed me up for a motherf*ching clay class at some dumbass university (U of M i think). SDGHORUIEB6THJdNFGIKO I AM UBER PISSED. NOT ONLY DO I HATE WORKING WITH CLAY, I WILL NOT KNOW A SOUL THERE. Maby if I sculpt a penis or something I can get kicked out....hmmmm....

And I have been having these REALLY painful cramps every 15 minutes or so and I'm not on my period so I'm kinda freaking out....Maby I'm coming down with something....OOH I SPY WITH MAH LITTLE EYE AN EXCUSE NOT TO GO TO CLAY CLASS WEEEEEE.

and for those of you who REALLY want to know bout MOI LOIFE, I suggest you read the following quiz.

QUIZ:
Are you a bad influence?

If you go over 45, you're a bad influence.
If you go under 15, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh.
If you get somewhere in between then you're a gay little unicorn who likes to rape pixies. I just made that last part up :>

Rules
*Total the number of things in each list you've done.
*No need to say which ones.
*If people really want to know they will grow the balls to ask.
*But I am going to tell you anyway since I am bored out of my skull. And cause I like whoring my life out on the internet.


1. Smoked: HAHAHAHAHA NO.
2. Consumed alcohol: Beer tastes like camel pee.
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex: yes. Pretty sure my dad fell asleep holding me when I was a little tike. Puked my guts up on him while he was out cold 8D
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex: Yes. Sleepovers, rere.
5. Kissed someone of the same sex: Mom.family kiss you perv.
6. Had sex: nooooooope.
7. Had someone in your room other than family: Gee ppl, I have friends you know.
8. Watched porn: hahahaha youtube is magical 8D
9. Bought porn: nope.
10. Done drugs: does ibuprofin count lol?
TOTAL: 6

1. Taken painkillers: Who hasn't?
2. Taken someone else's prescription medicine: eww.
3. Lied to your parents: duh
4. Lied to a friend: see above question
5. Snuck out of the house: nope.
6. Done something illegal: probably.
7. Cut yourself: with a rusty pair of wire cutters when I was 10. bled like a little bitch, too. 8D
8. Hurt someone: YES
9. Wished someone to die: My biology teacher needs to go boom. As in, right now. *crosses fingers*
10. Seen someone die: nein.
TOTAL: 7?

1. Missed curfew: I don't have one 8D I guess my parents don't think I'll d anything bad if i stay out late....bwahahaha.
2. Stayed out all night: Overnighters? yes. I love my church 8D
3. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself: nope.
4. Been to a therapist: yup. stfu.
5. Been to rehab: no. LOLOLOL HAI LINDSEY.
6. Dyed your hair: nope.
7. Received a ticket: nope.
8. Been in an accident: nope.
9. Been to a club: mmmmmmnope.
10. Been to a bar: nope.
TOTAL: nope. I mean 2

1. Been to a wild party: yes
2. Seen the Mardi Gras: lol whut?
3. Drank more than four beers in a night: beer is gross, guys.
4. Had a spring break in Florida: wtf random NO.
5. Sniffed anything: flowers, perfume, smelly markers, my dog (she smells nice hahaha) the list goes on....
6. Wore black nail polish: I don't think so.
7. Wore arm bands: hahaha no.
8. Wore t-shirts with band names: no
9. Listened to rap: EWWWWW F*CK NO.
10. Own(ed) a 50 Cent CD: see # 9
TOTAL: 2

1. Dressed gothic: no
2. Dressed prep: sorta
3. Dressed punk: nope
4. Dressed grunge: nope
5. Stole something: yup.
6. Been too drunk to remember anything: Not that I can remember....
7. Blacked out: mmmmmno.
8. Fainted: hahaha no.
9. Had a crush on a neighbor: wtf....yes 8D
10. Had someone sneak into your room: My room is on the second story with no trees nearby lololol no rapist is gettin into mah room.
TOTAL: 3?

1. Snuck into someone else's room: to get money from my sister 8D
2. Had a crush on your best friend: all my best friends are female HELLZ NO.
3. Been to a concert: yup.
4. Dry-humped someone: lolololololz no
5. Been called a slut: yup.
6. Called someone a slut: my gym teacher..and biology teacher LAWL.
7. Installed speakers in your car: Me + electronics = FAIL.
8. Broken a mirror: yup. OH SNAP.
9. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house: noooo.
10. Brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush: I DUN WANNA GET HERPES EWW.
TOTAL: 5

1. Consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper: LEIK I SAID RAP IS DISGUSTING. TAKE THAT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.
2. Seen an R-rated movie in theater: who hasn't?
3. Cruised the mall: wtf malls are so gay.
4. Skipped school: no.
5. Had surgery: eye surgery 8D
6. Had an injury: DUH I DO NOT LIVE UNDER A ROCK IN A BUBBLE SUIT THANK U VERY MUCH.
7. Gone to court: no
8. Walked out of a restaurant without paying: no
9. Caught something on fire: sorta 8D
10. Lied about your age: on most websites.
TOTAL: 5?

1. Owned/rented an apartment: duh no.
2. Broke the law in the police's presence: hahahaha ppl r so stupid. no.
3. Cheated on someone: I don't need to validate my existance through a significant other, thank you very much.
4. Got in trouble with the police: nooo....>.>
5. Talked to a stranger: duh.
6. Hugged a stranger: wtf no.
7. Kissed a stranger: see # 6
8. Rode in the car with a stranger: see # 5
9. Been harassed: GYM CLASS.
10. Been verbally harassed: BIOLOGY CLASS.
TOTAL:3

1. Met face-to-face with someone you met online: yes
2. Stayed online for 12 hours straight: I get headaches BAD.
3. Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight: Psh no.
4. Watched TV for 12 hours straight: no.
5. Been to a fair: when I was like 5.
6. Been called a bad influence: hehehe 8D
7. Drink and drive: water is goood.....yes. NEVER SAID ANYTHING BOUT ALCOHOL HAHAHA.
8. Prank-called someone: yes :>
9. Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex: yes. OOOH SCANDELOUS. yeah i kno i spelled that wrong stfu.
10. Cheated on a test: WTF DUH.
TOTAL: 7

TOTAL FOR THE WHOLE BLOODY TEST: 40. ooooh almost got it....gimme another year or so....

I tag ur mom. Copy and paste this into a document, print it out, and give it to her, then send it to me.

HEY HEY YOU YOU I'M UPDATING MAH JOURNAAAAALLLL...
*ahem* well...this marks my first journal of 08. That makes it special....why, I don't know....but it does.

GAH DA"s being a real b*tchrocket about uploading stuff...Gave me the ole, "Your file was not able to be processed, possible reasons are you're retarded, DA's retarded, ppl are assholes and are uploading 7543689 pictures at the same time u r, sdopjgfrdh". Faggot.

Woke up today to my dog licking my face with her doggy breath. I rubbed her face, she stopped licking. I stopped rubbing, she started licking. She knows how to get what she wants. Little bastard.
THEEEEN while I was still in bed, I heard my mom say to my sister, "Hey could you tell Michaela that I lost her tablet pan? Plzthx". I just lay there like O_O then I got my lazy ass out of bed, went down, and found it in like 5 seconds beside the keyboard wtf. She couldn't find it beside the keyboard...she needs professional help.

Tomorrow I go see Juno with a friend. I'm going for the popcorn |D

MMMMy dad went to Ohio for another buisness thing where they all get together and talk bout stock and smoke pot and have gay orgys or sumthin...idk but NO MORE GETTIN TOLD TO CLEAN UP CRAP AND WHUTNOT I AM FREEEEEE UNTIL HE RETURNS!!!111

okay im done now owo
oh wait LOL Hey , you remember that popcorn fight we had a while back? I just cleaned that yesterday 8D